I AM AN ECLECTIC.

Via a former hyper-objective egg I've secured a foundation of German efficiency and craft. Thanks to a healthy spoonful of life experiences, I've cracked said egg wide open with the opulence and style of a Parisian aristocrat.

I thrift on a weekly basis. I'm self regarded as an interior designer and furniture maker. I'm a pescatarian. Everything I own was once someone elses {with a few exceptions}.

One day I intend to become a shoemaker and disrupt the attached remarks.

In my old age I will tend bar while listening, sharing, and making up magnificent stories.